jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 16, 2009

Jackie Kelly

Like getting drunk, except you drink more.

Jesus Christ, I was so Jackie Kelly last night.

by JoshuaJoshuaJoshua July 11, 2009

do an R Kelly

To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.

"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."

"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."

by Angst Boy February 17, 2006

Kelly

Kelly is a very beautiful attractive girl if you mess with her she will beat your ass, she doesn't fuck when people she will beat your ass if you talk shit behind her back try her and you will come beat up she is verrrrryyy fine she is a bad ass she doesn't give a fuck about things she will cuss you out real quick she is usually short,brown hair,and smart ,you will fall in love with her when you look at her eyes,she knows how to dance and she will make a good friend but just dont betrayed her.

That Kelly is so fine I will ask her out

by Alaïa November 6, 2018

Keller Women

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.

"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."

by Beerends December 26, 2008

Smelly Kelly

A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.

"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007