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Junker

Landed aristocracy of Prussia and Eastern Germany. "Junker" in German means country squire. The particle "von" before their family names indicated their belonging to the nobility.
Otto von Bismarck and Paul von Hindenburg are famous Junkers. (pronounced YOON-ker)
by The Sneak September 15, 2004
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JUNKBAG

a person who uses drugs so much that they eventually become as useless as the celophane it was sold in
"Get off the riff, you fucking junkbag"
by nurse_cutiepants August 28, 2005
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janksmoel

Dutch word meaning howlermouth. a crybaby.
Jezus, janksmoel, lik mn reet!:
jezus, crybaby, kiss my ass!
by Cees van Cleef June 1, 2007
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Junk Bump

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.
We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!
by Naughty lil French Maid July 8, 2009
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empty junk

1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.

2. To ejaculate.
1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.

2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!
by Mattamusoftheburque April 4, 2008
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Junk Punk

Making clothing out of scraps that people would otherwise discard. "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" mentality.
While "Junk Punk" may use scraps and "trash" the objects found on the clothing are completely reusable and in good shape. A style of recycling taken to an extreme.
Dude: Why are you dressed like a hobo?
Girl: I think you mean "scallawag," sir.
Dude: Fine, whatever, why are you wearing trash?
Girl: It's not trash, it's Junk Punk! *leadpipetokidney*
Dude: ow...
by bluehairedplagiarism February 8, 2010
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Junk Socks

As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.
It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.

Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."

Rob: "Stuff it."

Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.

Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."

Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
by T-Cell October 29, 2009
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