jismslap

When a man ejaculates into the palm of his hand then proceeds to slap his fair lady's ass.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna jismslap you"

I just jismslapped my girlfriend. It was awesome.

by dirtyscrabble101 February 19, 2012

jismslap

When a man cums in his hand, then slaps his girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between 2 consenting adults.

Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter!

by Salish Seaman March 17, 2012

jismslap

When you cum in your hand and slap your girl's ass.

"I jismslapped that girl's nice ass"

by p00py March 20, 2012

jismslap

When a guy cums on his hand and slaps the girl's ass.

Man: Dude, i just jismslapped my girlfriend last night.

Other man: That's awesome dude!

by Asian guy April 25, 2012

jismshark

When the non-jisming person is lying face down with their legs together, the Jisming person jisms the crack in between their legs to create a tail

the non jisming person (now jism shark) then thrashes around the bed hungry and bites the Jisming persons penis off

Wowee that was one seriously hungry jismshark last night! Bit straight through the top of me knob and had to rush me down to the ED!

by Jismshark February 3, 2021

jimsmurd

Jimsmurd while in close relation, is not a smurd. A Jimsmurd is often the bitch of a group of friends. Tall, shaggy hair that is almost swaying to one side, bad acne. Laughs often at things that are not funny, mostly said by him. Tries to act like he is black by using words like gangsta, dawg, G, and cuz. His group of friends is much higher up in the social status of there school student body than the jimsmurd, they know this and exploit it. This group of friends will ask the jimsmurd to do ridiculous things and he will happily do them. The Jimsmurd will often invite you to go to the mall with him to by some skate t shirts and skate shoes, though he doesn't skateboard. Does whatever he feels necessary to fit in. Like the smurd he hooks up with and/or dates girl 2 years + younger than him named courtney.

Jimsmurd: "Yo dawgs! wanna go to Pac Sun and get some Volcom shirts?!"

Cooler person 1: "No bro.

Jimsmurd: "alright i think im gonna go get a hand job from courtney then!"

Cooler person 2: "Brah, she is 15!"

Jimsmurd: "peace up p town down, G's!"

by Paul Buttuta November 15, 2007

jismjaws

a name for someone who swallows many loads of semen

Charlise sucked my balls dry, last night. She got angry when I referred to her as jismjaws, so I no longer anticipate getting anymore head from her. I guess I have to start rapping to Yolanda and Theresa instead.

by new haven October 15, 2009