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Lyfe Jennings

the best artist alive. with the hit single S.E.X
Did u hear about that new artist Lyfe Jennings
No, should i have
Yea, his song S.E.X blasts on ma IPOD
by Astacia November 25, 2007
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Brown Jenkins

When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.
After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.
by bundies January 19, 2010
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jenking

v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.

n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.
"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"

GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"
by NickSS October 3, 2005
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ken jennings

The guy who has been on jeopardy for over a month and has won over a million dollars, more than anyone in the whole history of the show.
Ken Jennings plays again at 3. Will he get beat today?
by stokes July 21, 2004
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Jenkins

Typically middle/upper class English male from good breeding and background. Usually old money, and has attended Oxford and/or Cambridge and hails from one of the home counties. Typically an Eton boy, enjoys eating cheese and wine in their smoking jacket and listening to classic FM's Evening Concert.

The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket.

Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
"Look at this Jenkins twat at the Henley Regatta!"

"I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."
by Henry and Anne December 20, 2012
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Old Man Jenkins

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010
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Jenking Off

What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out
"Dude we're up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. I can't believe how hard I'm Jenking Off right now".
by hedup34 May 1, 2009
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