by Suspicious T May 08, 2021
Why jasper Y why
by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020
Vince Jasper you have a big dick
by Poplar March 14, 2017
A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers
by Ct-75-67 February 04, 2022
The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.
“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”
“Ah si Kim ba?”
“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”
“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”
“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”
“Mahal ko yun e”
-meagan
“Ah si Kim ba?”
“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”
“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”
“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”
“Mahal ko yun e”
-meagan
by tintang pula August 22, 2019
Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.
Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
by Up north Minnesotan September 02, 2019
Insane clingy partner that won't leave their other partners side. They literally can't be away for 5 Mins. They publically express that they are dating someone every second of the day. They are shameless and overt.
by Michael McDonald May 05, 2022