Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024

Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024

Israel is not stolen

People say Israel is stolen because they hate the Jews owning land, literally Israel existed before Palestine, before Islam was a real religion, the Islamic regime stole Israel from the Jews, after the Jews were exiled by the Romans, Palestine is not mentioned once in the Koran but Israel is (But for Jews, not Muslims), and they should realize Palestinian is not an ethnicity, it never was, it's a nationality the actual land belonged to the Jews, since 3000 years ago, Judaism and Christianity formed there this is the truth the leftist media wants to hide.

For more information look up Conservapedia, and search for Israel and Palestine.

Free Palestine From Islam (the territory) (Make it part of Israel)

Israel is not stolen when people say GRRR I HATE I ISRAEL THEY STOLE IT FROM THE MUSLIMS!!!!

You should know Israel came way before Palestine, It is not mentioned in the Koran once, the Muslims just stole it from the Jews by invading it, they have no claim to the land.

by Death To Islam October 23, 2024

israel

uhm. huh? ion think dat exists lol

a moment of silence for israel.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wwow,

by MR, SMD junior November 25, 2023

Israeled

The ability to achieve amazing results given very difficult conditions.

Bill israeled the ski race course even though it was very windy.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israel

Israel is the only colonialism recorded in world history in which the coloniser not only takes the land but also steals the history of the original people. This is particularity due to the fact that this coloniser does not come from a people as in classical colonialism but from a European political movement (zionism) that seeks to transform itself into a people.

In classic colonialism the coloniser occupies the land and destroys and abhors the histories of the original peoples. The Palestinian people (jewish Palestinians included) were not only robbed of their land but also their history.

Just as christians and moslems are not a people; jews are not a people.

In this way, zionism usurps the history of the original people to justify this classic and anachronistic colonialism today in our 21st century.

Colonialism in israel is a slow but sure card to wipe out the Palestinian Semitic people and zionism seeks to snatch away and expel from history, the heritage and contribution of the Palestinian people, these are methods of extermination.

Prior to the zionist invasion, many indigenous Palestinians were jewish, christian and atheist. The racist ideology of zionism places European (particularly ashkenazi) jews (most who have no Semitic heritage) above Asian Semitic (middle eastern) jews who live in Palestine. Even today African and Asian jews that now live in Israel are treated as second class citizens.

by genderfluid yid June 3, 2025