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iPod

World's best selling mp3 player, some people like it some people don't. I got my 30 gb video ipod for around $250, its not as overpriced as some of these ignorant dumbshits claim it to be. I need this 30 gb harddrive so i can store files off my computer, music, and videos. Also dropped on concrete 3 times and never broke. Don't listen to these people without personal experience. Not to mention that they look awesome. Also 10 hours of battery life.
Nonconformist prick: Dude, you got an iPod, i thought i told you not to give in to Cooperate America?

Me: Stfu, go listen to your Creative Zen that will break in 5 minutes.
by mark doyel October 6, 2006
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

More Particularity The "iPod Nano"
A peice of crap MP3 that breaks within the first month yuo have it.
Cums in a variety of colours.

It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.It also says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours and there is Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a brazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.

Yeah and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that isnt worth crap.
Totally overpriced for such a piece of crap. $420.00 Canadian for the peice of crap alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.
And if you want to use the room you have to pay 10,000 dollars for the 10,000 freaking songs it holds.

SomeRandom:WOW. My iPod hold 10,000 songs and it costed like 500$, and music is only a dollar a song!!

Me: My MP3 Holds 500 songs, only costed 100 dollar and music is free.

SomeRandom: Yeah well, nyah!
by Samanthaa* August 21, 2007
mugGet the iPodmug.

ipoding

going to a friends house and mooching off of his itunes that he spent his well earned money on
"I heard Johnny got a ton of new songs, lets go ipoding at his house."
by A Dizzle February 15, 2006
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iPod

An extremely expensive/unnecessary music player used to do nothing but play music loud enough to make you go deaf.
girl1: oh my god i left my new iPod at my friends house!
girl2: its ok you can get it later
girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod
girl2: why? what does it do?
girl1: ...play music
girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else?
girl1: uhh...no.
by apple fuzz June 11, 2006
mugGet the iPodmug.

iPod

A way to say you have a phone to show off in front of your friends, even though is isn't as good as a phone.
"YO! I got an iPhone!" Says child 1
"That is an iPod you piece of crap" says child 2
by IceWolff October 7, 2017
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iPod

My 2-year-old iPod just died the other day, and those 8 gig Nanos are a rip-off, so now I'm looking at blowing around $300 on a new one.
by AxlRose721 March 20, 2009
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iPod

a more modern MP3 player that is made by apple, however, over the years has become irrelevant with the invention of the iPhone which is a combination of the iPod and a phone, a more convenient and useful piece of technology
If you are under the age of 75, you should not have an iPod anymore.
by guacamolelover February 9, 2017
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