incomprefuckinghensible

Too much to even want to u,understand.

So, how about that speech hony?
Right?
Incomprefuckinghensible.
Oh Rex stop.

by Abu Joff October 8, 2018

incompettante

in·com·pet·tante
/inˈkämpəˈtäntē/

noun

1. one who is beyond standard incompetence. Being so incapable such that he/she professes competence or expertise while clearly shitting the bed.

2. one who blames others for their problems in life.

synonyms: dunce, degenerate, bungler, deficient, Reverse Midas Touch, reprobate, ignoramus

Did you hear Joe talking about where the company should invest? He's way off! That incompettante wouldn't know his ass from his elbow.

by Dr jebus PhD April 21, 2019

incomputant

A person showing complete lack of computer literacy, oblivious to basic concepts.

Today's interview went horribly, the guy was completely incomputant!

by Sixy June 5, 2020

incompetude

Characterized by lack of skill coupled with an arrogant demeanor; preemptive indignation directed toward a person who may or may not be questioning the subject’s inability to carry out a duty.

“President Trump’s righteous tweets about lying to the public about the early dangers of Covid-19 showed an insecure leader with great incompetude.”

by PleasurePilot December 20, 2020

incomplete silence

the theoretical opposite of complete silence. Silence itself is complete, yet to emphasize it the term "complete silence" is used. So, what then is the incomplete silence? It could probably be best described as an infinetly long silence with an infinetly short sound. The longer the silence and the shorter the sound the closer the moment will get to complete silence, yet it will never be perfectly silent.

someone burping during a minute of silence for a fallen soldier, that's the closest you'll get to incomplete silence in real life

by FDiem December 5, 2021

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

medicus incomprehensibilis

Medical information that is incomprehensible. Often requiring a medical dictionary or advanced degree to understand.

I didn't understand a word that doctor said. He was medicus incomprehensibilis!

by Marco Polo Pool Party April 17, 2017