money

Human version of quatloos.

Money shouldn't exist.

by SHiNKiROU September 9, 2010

money

You are going to learn one day that one is worthless in this world without money even if one is the greatest person.

Love, humanity and hard work do not help you become that person.

They are inventions by the priests and politicians who want Your money.

Money makes you that person.

Fools have friends. The wise have money.

by pray to your worms October 20, 2017

No money

No money is something that happens when you know a Jacob that likes tractors for free.

I had no money because I knew a Jacob.

by Chip karter September 5, 2020

money

Something all Jews want.

SHIT! A hebe! Hide yo money!

by That One Guy With no Friends May 23, 2018

Money

Dat green stuff that makes you go OHHHH YEAH! Makes life awesome but has a whole lot of problems if u let it get outta hand. This green stuff is the best thing that exists

Yo dude, u got that green money? What do u think? OH YEAH!!!

by FamilyFave October 10, 2019

money

What isn’t actually earned from talent and skill but by the amount respect and connections one has with his/her work force

Money is correlated with respect not skill.

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

money

Something that can't buy us happiness, but we'd be a lot more miserable without...

Thank god I have money to pay off my bills and taxes!

by Sailant Shadows June 11, 2009