If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

British Insult

A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.

1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Insult Slut

A person posting impossibly stupid inflammatory comments with the goal of many innocent people being forced to degrade this person publicly in their replies. This is a higher degree than a basic troll.

Did you see Tanya posting this comment? "Really, how did slaves build the United States of America? Do tell. The north didn't have slaves and their economy was industrial. No slaves." Yeah bro, Tanya is a total Insult Slut! She gets off on innocent strangers telling her how stupid she is.

by SmarterSean May 15, 2023

Insulter's Joke

When you insult somebody as a joke, but you actually mean it.

Kate says to Hanna sarcastically, "You look terribly today!"
Hanna responds, "Was that an Insulter's Joke or what?"

by BlueberryBear May 25, 2016

Rhymic Insult

To reply to someones comment... goes a BIT like this:
Dude... Don't care...
Oh yeah? Dirty dan Frying Pan Two Flan Fucky Nan
Oh yeah? Ching Ling iPhone ding Bee sting Booger fling!
Oh yeah? Chain Chomp Sexy Whomp Cheekfomp Willy Lomp
Oh yeah? Creepy wank Ultra dank Ooer prank Mega stank
Oh yeah? Danish creeper Swedish weeper Fucking deeper Slapping sleeper
Oh yeah? John Wick Oak Stick Mega Flick Oozy Prick
Oh yeah? Oozy drip Front flip Silent clip Titty nip
Oh yeah? Rain rise Butthole flies Bunny dies Dick Demise
Oh yeah? Utter moat Stupid boat Crumby coat Deep Throat
Oh yeah? Green duck Hocky puck Money luck Ass fuck
Oh yeah? Nig-
Woah too far
yeah...

Rhymic Insult

by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 20, 2022

National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.

You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)

by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024