howard

the epitome of James Bonds wishes and desires.

In Casino Royale, Daniel Craig really nailed the role. Yeah, what a howard!

Timothy Dalton did a hell of a job but he was no howard.

by H to the T February 5, 2010

howard county

Howard County is one the most wealthy counties in Maryland and one of the top in the nation. Known as "Hoco," the majority of people that make up the county are lax players, including the #1 ranked team in the nation for the past 6 years from Mt.Hebron. Other recognitions include: Ellicott City and Columbia which were both ranked in the top 25 places to live in the US, along with the county being nominated as "Sportstown USA" by Sports illustrated in 2004, and ranked as one of the top counties in public schools in the nation. Most residents are upper-middle class yuppies, however you do find your "ghetto" areas. But then again, compared to some other places, our ghetto looks pretty good. There's definitely a lot of diversity too, especially with the "asian invasion." Most parents in the county both work, but the stay at home moms are the soccer moms that show up to their kids games wearing designer clothes and ready to scream until they lose their voices. The top schools in sports are Riverhill, Mt. Hebron, Centennial and Glenelg, but with two new schools built in the past 3 years, redistricting might change those dynasties. Although the kids are all jaded by the Columbia Mall, the Howard County Fair, and whatever else there is to do there, you're guaranteed to get drunk or high any weekend you want.

Lax rules the county, all the kids try to satisfy their boredom, you know if you're from Howard County, you're gonna end up living here...its just that kinda place

by pcmoneyshot October 16, 2005

Howard Dean

see wild boars of northern africa
A democrat who enjoys making fun of all the republicans plans yet has no balls of his own. His daily routine consists of making fun of republicans and then overeating and going back to sleep. To see sculptures of him you can visit the Harvard history museam and look at the wild boar section.

Here we have Howard Dean in his natural habitat. Steve Erwin here looking at this native to the northern african landskape and aint she a buet! Oh now the Howard Dean seams to be starting on a little bitching mode making fun of things that he has no back up for. The poor son of a bitch is gonna get empeached if hes ever presidant.

by Michael Rappe Martin January 12, 2006

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Howard beach airfreshiner

The act of washing your hands with scented liquid soap to clover up the smell of marijuana in your bathroom.

Guy1: yo this bathroom smells like that serious sour D

Guy2: yea money. We need to howard beach airfreshiner this ma fucker.

Guy:word.

by AvMv August 3, 2010

Howard Dean

Howard " I have a scream" Dean
Very unsucsessfull candidate for Democratic nomination for President. Former Vermont Governor. Enjoys crazy liberal antics, and yelling at old people. Often seen with a midget for a sidekick.

Howard Dean enjoys yelling at small children before he eats them.

by John Edwards January 17, 2005

Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.

"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"

by Voogoins March 1, 2008