Salty Hook

The act of rubbing your index finger on your sweaty balls and putting your finger shaped like a hook in your buds mouth and scraping his inner cheek giving it that strong salty taste.

Damn it Tom why did you have to give me the old salty hook?!!!

by Ginger Rednuts5 December 19, 2008

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

by Kel June 3, 2004

Hooked Up

When 2 people kiss and/or fuck.
I agree, it depends on your region.

'I hooked up with your sister'

by Diego November 12, 2003

the hook up

a way to get something you want. either thru someone or something.

yo, i dont need to do hw cuz i got the hook up

by da madd scientist October 3, 2003

Hookah

What the catepillar was smoking out of in "Alice in Wonderland"

Tell 'em all a hookah smoking catepillar has given you the call

by anonymous November 18, 2003

dead hooker

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Off the hook

To be released from something difficult,even from an obligation.

Thanks for getting me off the hook.I couldn't pay so much money because of that video tape that I broke.

by BlackPohatu October 2, 2016