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Homiesexual

When you are a homie but you are also attracted to strictly the homies.

its not an actual sexuality its a meme sexuality but i mean it is possible to be a homie and attracted to homies only
Guy 1: "im homiesexual"
Guy 2: "me too"
Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6, Guy 7, and Guy 8: "me too"
Guy 9: "you guys are weird"
Everyone else: "shut up"
by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
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When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
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Guy 1: “Come here bro, give me a good night kiss.”
Guy 2: “Dude what? No, that’s gay.”
Guy 1: “Nah, we’re just homiesexuals.”
And then they kiss and eventually accept that they’re both gay and start dating then get married and live happily ever after.
by Justawalmartbag November 12, 2024
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"Homiesexual" refers to a person who acts gay around their friends but isn't actually gay
Nad:- *touches nihons' balls*
Nihon:- you are a homiesexual mf!
by Sam Sins April 24, 2025
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A gay man in denial that wants to do gay things but has an excuse to say that they're straight. Only gay men who think they are staright say Homiesexual
Hey man i saw this hot dude and i wanted to fuck him
So you're gay?
no bro im homiesexual
by affsagagrwvrvgsgd March 16, 2024
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You are having banter with the boys but acting gay then you are actually straigh
Mom I'm homiesexual
by Dicksonery July 4, 2021
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