Hobosexual

A person who is only attracted to homeless men and this attraction distracts him/her from doing the most basic tasks with any skill whatsoever.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a hobosexual
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with a hobo*

by raulgomez April 2, 2010

hooden hen

In other words fat, ugly and a troll

You're such a Hooden Hen, stop eating and trolling!

by mr m3n December 14, 2008

homodelic

a situation that is homosexual....definition by andy.

This is so homodelic.

by Joe afsh January 11, 2008

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

hobokeyish

Bohemian yuppy hippy mix. Or guys who have long hair that they wear in twisty bunsatop their heads.

Look at that guy over there.Hes lookin all hobokeyish.

by gkr1974 January 31, 2015

Hobosexual

An individual that is generally attractive, although for what ever reason is homeless, or dresses like a homeless person.

A majority of hipsters identify as this.

"did you see Jake today, he looks like a bloody tramp!"
"Nah mate, he's one of those hobosexuals."

by JakeMcReary June 5, 2016

hooded hell hound

Uncircumcised penis

Girl# 1: So did you finally get freaky with Mutombo last night?
Girl# 2: hell no, he dropped his pants, I saw that Hooded Hell Hound and ran out the door.

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016