hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.

Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...

by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

harmonized

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".

"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."

by clemsos January 17, 2013

harmonic sex

It's where you stick a twig up your dick-hole

Harmonic sex is hilarious

by Dick pocket March 5, 2017

Harmonious

Kind,peaceful,calm and collected

She is so harmonious and nice.

by Queen Love♥️ April 12, 2019

Sack Hammock

A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.

Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.

by boneless canary May 25, 2009

Clam Hammock

The Lady verison of a banana hammock,

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage

by penisy December 5, 2009

Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.

What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!

by Rubix crude November 30, 2010