handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016

Montreal handjob

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.

The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.

by Epic R. Guy August 4, 2018

elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

by rapydave May 5, 2015

Goro handjob

While choking the chicken your partner would go behind you to help.

Yeah I and the babe tried that goro handjob and it couldn't have been more perfect

by pizza lover 80085 April 6, 2019

icy handjob

The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"

What were you up to last night?

You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.

by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019

Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014

soapy handjob

A soapy handjob describes the benefits of a hand car wash over a fully automatic version. A soapy handjob delivers exceptional results resulting in the owner sensing a high level of ecstasy at the conclusion of the soapy handjob.

Hey Jim that car is filthy mate get it round the garage for a fully automated car wash.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.

by Record breaking Powerhouse. June 20, 2017