Definitions by drsanchez

handjob salad 

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

handjob salad by drsanchez January 25, 2016