Hasselhoffed

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007

woah, some guy just shat himself

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.

"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"

by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 2, 2018

Hasselhoff Rich

one who has taken being rich to a whole new level. Rich beyond comprehension. Syndication around the world rich

There is rich and then there is HASSELHOFF RICH!!

Martha Stewart is rich but she is not Hasselhoff Rich

by Melody P. November 26, 2006

shit himself

when a "sum1" lost somthing from his ass into his boxers

"gutted mate u crapped your boxers, hahaha, now u get stuck 2 chairs"

by gutted September 9, 2003

Haisel

Haisel is a great best friend with a feminine name that no one questions after meeting him. His laugh is contagious and makes you feel warm all over. He will always make sure you're happy and smiling even if he isnt. He will go out of his way to find out what's wrong. Haisel's not afraid to ask you if you're okay twice if you say you are, but he knows you aren't. He isn't afraid to express his own feelings either. His feelings usually come out in tears but you have to try to comfort him the way he comforts you. He is your strength when you feel like you couldn't be any weaker. Although he cries often you will most likely see him with a huge smile on his face. Haisel's a great best friend so don't take his love for granted if he gives it to you. If you find Haisel, keep him. Treasure him. Always remind him how much you love him because he gets sensitive about it sometimes.

"You see that beaming young man over there, he must be Haisel"

by Katie580 September 18, 2016

Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.

Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.

by Hansel Duarte December 2, 2007

Hasselhoff

A very sloppy hambuger.

I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.

by darin98401 May 22, 2007