Hurlyjontle

hurlyjontle (commonly refered to as Hj) is a very reactive atom, only existant for 0.9 x 10^-21167 nano seconds which reacts spontaneously, randomly with everything and multiplies every 0.7 x 10^-78695 nano seconds. It will react continually until such a point that the atom itself explodes to form antimatter. the nucleus contains 1.5 protons and no neutrons there is 1.5 electrons in the first shell. Its State symbol is Uuuus

nobady has yet seen a hurlyjontle due to rapid invisible explosion which kills them
e.g.
"hey dude, did you see that hurlyjontle just then?"
"no shitface, if you saw it you would be dead"

by Stuart Miller & Mark Symes January 8, 2009

hurlbutted

To be led to believe you will get something at a job (usually a bonus, raise, promotion..), but get the rug pulled out from under you last minute.

-You work O.T. all month for the promised labor bonus, but not told til the 28th day you didn't fill out a form right on the 2nd day, so there'd be no bonus. Your co-worker says, "Damn, you've been hurlbutted."
or
-You work your ass off for a promised promotion, then, last minute, the job is given to a drunk from another store. I say to you, "Sorry you got hurlbutted. Is there anything I can do?"

by ThunderGirl69 August 25, 2010

hurlitosis

The bad breath a person is left with after they vomit or "hurl".

Steve tried to convince his friends that he had not thrown up, but when they smelled his hurlitosis, they knew he was lying.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau September 24, 2011

Hurlwind

1.When someone vomits a shit ton of emotion on you that blows you away. 2.When someone unloads emotionally, especially if it's undeserved or out of proportion.

The now famous Leave Britney alone!!!! video on youtube, is an example of a Hurlwind.

by Ms.John November 30, 2011

Hurlwind

To emotionally lose control.

A Hurlwind is what she says when Jerry Springer tells you you're the baby daddy.

by Ms.John December 1, 2011

Hurlicopter

To forcibly eject the contents of your stomach while spinning at a high rate of speed, typically after too much alcohol.

John drank too much and went on the bull ride, then he hurlicoptered all over half the room.

by lesliemare December 14, 2011

Hurlfriend

The new girlfriend of your love interest who needs to be get rid of, literally makes one hurl

Girl 1: ew look at Bob's hurlfriend...makes me wanna hurl

Girl 2: I know, I'm going to get rid of her and he'll be mine.

by Lilquanda Tickledicks May 18, 2014