Gum Machine

When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.

guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."

guy #2 "nope, gum machine."

by zayzay November 4, 2008

Lash Gum

The half eaten packet of chewing gum you bought just before the shop closed, but after you consumed a healthy amount of alcohol while out with friends. Discovered some time in the next couple of weeks when you find it buried in a pocket. Usually finished with glee, unless serving to remind you of a bad night previously forgotten.

Mike: Hmm what's this *digs in pocket*
Dave: Old chewing gum?
Mike: Oh no, this is lash gum, remember Chris' 21th?
Dave: Ohhh yeah....give me some
Mike: Hell no, this lash gum is sacred

by AlcoholicRainbowPig May 18, 2011

Chewed Gum

When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.

jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own

by Robbie December 6, 2003

Paid in gum

When you are paid in a form other than cash unexpectedly. This may or may not be something desirable. Term comes from the Trident Layers commercial where the baby sitter is paid in gum instead of cash.

Anyone who pays in gum is extremely cheap.

"I was paid in gum for moving Steve's shit out of his apartment; I got two of his Xbox games."

"Alas poor Yoric, you paid in gum you cheap bastard."

by Hakumei Dagger December 20, 2009

stripper gum

Trident Tropical Twist get it's name because of its aroma and flavor similarities to that of the exotic dancer. Also known by its commonly used street names "Triple T" or "Orange Pack".

Matt is always chewing that Stripper Gum and random dudes keep putting dollar bills in his pants. Just remember fellas; theres "no sex in the Champagne Room".

by 619 Special Case July 24, 2011

bumpin gums

bumpin gums is talking shit about someone

man i heard you were bumpin gums you need to quit that shit

by brad paul October 15, 2005

jolt gum

All that caffeine from that can of jolt, packed into a stick of gum!

That's right, folks! Get the caffeine without the drinking. Two sticks = one cup of coffee, 12 sticks = CAFFEINE HIGH!

Yes, it's possible, it's been done!

Some kid in that class had 12 sticks of Jolt gum and he was fried...

by Calypsion April 23, 2006