All that caffeine from that can of jolt, packed into a stick of gum!
That's right, folks! Get the caffeine without the drinking. Two sticks = one cup of coffee, 12 sticks = CAFFEINE HIGH!
Yes, it's possible, it's been done!
That's right, folks! Get the caffeine without the drinking. Two sticks = one cup of coffee, 12 sticks = CAFFEINE HIGH!
Yes, it's possible, it's been done!
by Calypsion April 03, 2006
The Weapon of Mass Destruction that Dubya is so worried about.
The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
by Calypsion September 27, 2005
'Talented' is not a good enough word. Anti-Flag is one of the few bands that can still bull off fast, loud, and political music without sounding like total idiots.
I highly recommend 'The Press Corpse' on their latest album, 'For Blood and Empire.'
I highly recommend 'The Press Corpse' on their latest album, 'For Blood and Empire.'
by Calypsion June 28, 2006
The state with the cheapest gas in the country.. and we don't even have that 'self-serve' shit.
If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.
Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.
If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.
Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.
New Jersey's Regular Unleaded gas Price is like.. what? $2.79? Compared to.. what, over $3 in NY?
Exactly.
Exactly.
by Calypsion June 08, 2006
'Suburban' town with a population of about 90,000. Don't ask me how THAT works out...
Home of like... 11 elementary schools, 3 intermediate schools, and 3 high schools. Intermediate North is still West to us, and nobody likes Intermediate South because now we have the effing 6th graders. Anyway.
We don't go 'down the shore' because we are ON the shore. We go to the beach aka. Seaside Heights, which is always a great place to get into a fight. Goddamn fucking bennies come here from New York and crowd to our beaches, then ask for directions.. and they wonder why they end up 10 miles from where they wanted to be.
The term 'tommies' originates from a person who lives here.
Everyone knows your name because there is at least one person talking shit behind your back at all times. After the movies, you only go to the mall across the street to get stoned.
The mall is where you go BEFORE a fight. Then you cross the street to the movies.. and fight.
At HS North, you will run into stoners. Frequently. Because everyone knows that High School North is actually called 'Heroin High.' We have a big rock, too. Did you know that?
Toms River is also known for the Little League World Cup or whatever that we won a few years back.
The best place to get stoned is right across the street from a police station. I'm talking about Castle Park, you know.
Just down the road from this police station is Heroin High. Yeah. We like risk.
Our mall is just called the Ocean County Mall because Toms River is one of the bigger cities in Ocean County. Doesn't mean the mall is of any decency.. I mean.. the only good parts are the emo kids, stoners, and getting into fights.
People at North are only 'Made' because North is the most popular HS. Nobody would care if someone from the other two were Made.
People here in general are only made because MTV made Seaside Heights their summer home for a couple of years... and everyone knows that Seaside is actually not a seperate town. Here, we consider Seaside a PART of Toms River. Kinda like Silverton. Or Silverhood, if you want. But you have to cross a bridge to get to Seaside.
We have Wawas. EVERYWHERE.
Applebee's is the place to be after a dance. So much so, that you are not allowed to be there after a dance at Intermediate East.
Houses here sell for about 300,000. Without property.
Oh yeah. Our tap water causes cancer. But don't tell that to the bennies.
Home of like... 11 elementary schools, 3 intermediate schools, and 3 high schools. Intermediate North is still West to us, and nobody likes Intermediate South because now we have the effing 6th graders. Anyway.
We don't go 'down the shore' because we are ON the shore. We go to the beach aka. Seaside Heights, which is always a great place to get into a fight. Goddamn fucking bennies come here from New York and crowd to our beaches, then ask for directions.. and they wonder why they end up 10 miles from where they wanted to be.
The term 'tommies' originates from a person who lives here.
Everyone knows your name because there is at least one person talking shit behind your back at all times. After the movies, you only go to the mall across the street to get stoned.
The mall is where you go BEFORE a fight. Then you cross the street to the movies.. and fight.
At HS North, you will run into stoners. Frequently. Because everyone knows that High School North is actually called 'Heroin High.' We have a big rock, too. Did you know that?
Toms River is also known for the Little League World Cup or whatever that we won a few years back.
The best place to get stoned is right across the street from a police station. I'm talking about Castle Park, you know.
Just down the road from this police station is Heroin High. Yeah. We like risk.
Our mall is just called the Ocean County Mall because Toms River is one of the bigger cities in Ocean County. Doesn't mean the mall is of any decency.. I mean.. the only good parts are the emo kids, stoners, and getting into fights.
People at North are only 'Made' because North is the most popular HS. Nobody would care if someone from the other two were Made.
People here in general are only made because MTV made Seaside Heights their summer home for a couple of years... and everyone knows that Seaside is actually not a seperate town. Here, we consider Seaside a PART of Toms River. Kinda like Silverton. Or Silverhood, if you want. But you have to cross a bridge to get to Seaside.
We have Wawas. EVERYWHERE.
Applebee's is the place to be after a dance. So much so, that you are not allowed to be there after a dance at Intermediate East.
Houses here sell for about 300,000. Without property.
Oh yeah. Our tap water causes cancer. But don't tell that to the bennies.
by Calypsion January 15, 2006
by Calypsion April 03, 2006
The dickwad who somehow became the 43rd President and declared fruitless wars with his speech impediments and all. Derives from the southern pronunciation of W (dub-uhl-yoo)
Basically, to sum it up, the shithead who made a once-prosperous nation fall into the hands of debt. The dumb fuck who bombed the shit out of poor middle eastern countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.
Basically, to sum it up, the shithead who made a once-prosperous nation fall into the hands of debt. The dumb fuck who bombed the shit out of poor middle eastern countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.
by Calypsion September 18, 2005