Andrew Goff

The biggest simp known to mankind.

Andrew: Mr can you move, Angie cant see
Class: Wow what an Andrew Goff

by yikesthatsucksman March 27, 2020

Gorfing

The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.

Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.

by ooklah July 17, 2009

goff

To me this has two meanings.

1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...

2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.

Definition 1:

"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"

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Definition 2:

Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."

by Robert-www.themumblesofficial.vze.com April 30, 2006

Gofficks

self deprecating term used by some goths.

Originally stems from more mainstream cultures calling goths "gothics", which is a bit like calling a hip hop fan a rappist.

I'm one of them gofficks, innit.

by The Mighty Zor August 7, 2008

Gorf

The act of sucking dick

The fuckin' bitch gorfed me like a true champ, taking in every god dam inch and swallowing my load.

by Double D Rukus June 20, 2003

gorf

to receive really good head, deepthroat

She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.

by Skurvey December 28, 2005

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004