google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

Google Home

The microphone Google uses for marketing.

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"

by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019

Google challenge

When you’re hitting it from the back you try to slyly slide a google eye over his/her butthole. If she notices, you fail.

Dude I railed this chick last night and completed the google challenge!

by Cactus balls July 19, 2021

Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.

Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"

by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022

Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

by diver1273 October 15, 2011

is this Google?

No, this is Urban Dictionary.

"hey, is this Google?"

"No, this is Urban Dictionary."

by Catakuri April 13, 2021

Google It Bitch

A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.

Bob: What is the meaning of life?
Tim: Google it bitch.

by Kevin Cornwell May 19, 2007