Mike Milinauscis a goofy older gentlemen who is a glorified bus boy and great at coming up with stupid jobs that dont accomplish anything and waste a lot of time. has a stupid laugh, comb over, stupid glasses, and thinks he is funny.
by Friendlys29 October 15, 2011
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Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
by Goober Guys April 26, 2008
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A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
by Bunstre Duxton August 7, 2008
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To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
by War hero June 12, 2018
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1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
by iliketurtlesalot November 2, 2009
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