A Goober is usually a goofball or a sore thumb from the group of friends. He usually tends to forget things on purpose, therefore he is harrassed. He will take personal belongings from you and try to avoid thus person until he realizes that he needs a new item.
Wtf is that guy doing?? idk he must be a goober.
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober
by coach-val April 21, 2011
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Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
by Goober Guys April 26, 2008
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A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
by Bunstre Duxton August 7, 2008
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To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
by War hero June 12, 2018
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The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.
by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 6, 2006
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