guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

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guffarten

The loud or boisterous expulsion of assgas after holding it in for a long period, as after a dinner party.

Wow, that guffarten saved my life -- felt as if I was gonna explode all during dinner with your parents.

by JazzMaxx December 24, 2016

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gnuff • Gnuffer • Gnuffle • guff • gruff • guffaw • GUFFY • gruffalo • gruffles • gruff nuts

Usually confused with "Mrs. Grufflepuff",, from the orphanage I send my children to when the misbehave. One of my middle daughters,, Abbey,, visits Mrs. Grufflepuff on the daily basis,, as she is my worst child. Abbey has described her as, "An overly aggressive lady who can be a whore at some points to the human being she chooses". She has repeatedly put Abbey in the spider box. Which is exactly what it seems: a box full of spiders ready to eat you alive at any given time. Do not be fooled and think I am not a good father. In fact,, I am the best father in the entire world.

"No! Not Mrs. Grufflepimp!"

by Spacedadmeag June 16, 2017

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Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

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gluffing

when you give up on something you started off doing with lots of gusto! For example, taking care of a child.

friend: how is the baby?
you: it is fine! I can't wait for it to grow as a human!
{4 days later}
friend: how is the baby?
you: meh can't be asked.
friend: wait so you're gluffing on the child?!
you: yeh it is so annoying!

by SpicyAids July 4, 2018

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