Gerky

Geeky and Nerdy

Woah look at that Gerky guy.

by dada11dada22 March 20, 2016

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

Gerk

A combination of the words Dork, Nerd, and Geek.

Dude, your such a gerk. You have an A+ in every class, and you are a spammer.

by Jammi December 29, 2007

gherk

Noun: A person who is gullible and easily taken advantage of.

Hey Gherk! Party at your house...you bring the beer.

by Yakutsk June 8, 2005

gherkin dick

A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.

That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.

by Roseeanna June 6, 2018

Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.

God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.

by Miek* September 10, 2008

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007