Your gerbil genderfluid

The absolute be all end all roast. No man is able to recover from it, sometimes it even hurts more than one person at a time.

Dude1:your mom gay
Dude2:your dad lesbian
Dude1your grandpap a trap
Dude2:oh yeah, your gerbil genderfluid

Dude1: *melts

by MyGerbilisntGay May 10, 2018

chilliwack gerbil

Endangered gerbil species due to its predation by ISIS ailurophiles.

I wish I could find a good chilliwack gerbil,

by Thot.patrol August 24, 2019

Ass Gerbil

small fuzzy creature (often slimy) who spawns from one's anal reigon. these "ass grebils" are often the cause of prolonged constipation. however these rectal-rodents can be excreted and usually are.

*how to know that YOUR ass gerbil has been ejected*

1) your feces has sharp claw-like points that scrap your cheeks
2) your feces is steaming in the toilet
3) your feces is completely impossible to break-up or compress

boy1:"wow! my very first ass gerbil!"
boy2:"cool! what color is yours?"
boy1:"orange and red!"
boy2:"wow! mine is green!"

by sigmund the dephacate May 8, 2006

Geritol Generation

Basically it would be the 'older' generation of folks that rely on "Geritol" vitamins to get around and stay healthy. Also known as "Blue Hairs", they can be seen hanging around casino's - usually drunk, reeking of smoke, and screaming at the bands that they are "too loud, turn it down!"

Wow - it looks like the "Geritol Generation: beat us to the free buffet this afternoon!

by ElvisLives1 December 19, 2009

Gerbil Rancher

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus

Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher

by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006

Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)

Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch

by TonyB23 January 4, 2009

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

by goatcheese June 15, 2004