Functionable

is able to function

When he fixed my website, he made that page functionable.

by dachase September 29, 2011

bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body

please keep your bodily functions to your self

by Lizz August 27, 2003

collapse your wave function

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.

"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."

by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

Funtak

A profoundly amusing little mage, occasionally found in the central regions of Dereth. To prepare, first bash gingerly with a light pounding motion until movement ceases. Then cover in Nannas and serve.

My, that's some delicious Funtak! Please pass me some more!

by Tusker Guard May 14, 2004

funktional

describing a product or design that is funky or unique looking while serving its purpose well.

I think that Verner's Panton chair is the epitome of funktionality.

by swyyne February 25, 2009

functional prejudice

n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.

i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.

Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?

Dick- Idk, she was Asian.

Tom- Ah, of course!

Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.

by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009

functuate

(verb)
-An alternate to the use of the word "focus"
-A mindset, determination, and sense of being.

I wish I could go, but I must functuate on the current issue at hand."

by SquadGoals31 November 6, 2015