FUKWIN

When something goes so well that 'win' or 'FTW' (for the win) is just not good enough. Usually said in caps because it is just so FUKWIN.*

*because of the spelling, it is not a swear or a curse and can be used in all forms of written and mature spoken work.

For two weeks you are standing in the stinking mud pressing search over and over. Finally, you get the message: "You search the swamp and find a heavy sword." That is fukwin.

You buy a scratch ticket with your last $2 and win $100. FUKWIN

I was over at Julia's house with some of her friends for a girls-night-in. Then her sexy friend started making out with me. Not long after it turned into a very hot, girl orgy. We stayed for 2 days. Serious FUKWIN.

Cybering with CyAdora is FUKWIN. Get a towel.

by CyAdora May 18, 2010

fuckwittage

A word the meaning of is only known to one person in the town of crewe... though most of the residents have heard it.
Used to break an uncomfortable silence or to annoy old people.

*points a random* FUCKWITTAGE!

by kylek01 May 5, 2007

fuckwit

See also wordFuckwit/word, worddoofus/word & wordtard/word for further definition.

by Bob Stains September 6, 2003

Fukwitcha

Fukwitcha: Asking to have sex with a person.

or

Fukwitcha: Messing with another person.

"Fukwitcha?" "Nope."

"Fuck off!" "Sorry. I fukwitcha."

by Twighlore November 12, 2023

Fukwitable

Carrying a generally respectable or stylish fashion.

"I can fuck with it." "It's fukwitable."

by askerquestions February 3, 2026

Fukwititty

The measurement used to determine how much information from fuckwitts you can tolerate

This fuck Witt in the pub was telling me about… when my fukwititty cup overflowed and I couldn’t hold back my unfiltered thoughts.

by Messyboy666 June 25, 2025

fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.

pass me the fukkit top

by marc henderson October 8, 2008