Fogeled

An injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it. Usually resulting in a trip to the hospital. Often followed by manning up and meeting for a drink afterwards.

I totally Fogeled when I was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called.

by Doctor Ouch February 1, 2014

air force ones

A shoe mostly worn by people who listen to hip hop or is urban. Nelly rapped a song about them in his song with his Lunatics in "Air Force Ones". They come in many colors, and costs about 100 dollars.

Air force ones is a shoe. This isn't really an example but OH WELL.

by m e July 17, 2003

a force to be reckoned with

A person or thing that has up and coming power and must be considered or brought to attention.

I am a force to be reckoned with!

by yfhureretyinsopthaeweeyeah!!!! November 14, 2013

Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

Forgetful

...sorry what was the word again?

....wha? hmm? ohhhhh.....

by callinghome November 2, 2004

Unrelenting Force

The first shout that is given to someone in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, it is a shout in which the user shouts the enemy on the opposite side of him is blown up to 100 ft but is not killed or harmed mentally or physically. It is also known to mean when a man is shouting loudly into a woman's vagina in which the force is so strong they begin to vibrate and then have a never ending orgasm and then the woman screams so loud that is scares the man to orgasm and scream causing the process to repeat.

I was playing Skyrim and did an Unrelenting Force and then went to my girlfriend and did an Unrelenting Force, I had to go to the doctor to get my ear checked.

by MagicNarwhal January 1, 2012

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010