A 100-footer

A person you can tell is gay from far away.

ie. 'I can tell he's gay from 100 feet away'

Look at him, he's a 100-footer

by askuhdfkuzhdf January 24, 2023

Fookers

When addressing people on Facebook. Usually people say "Good Morning Facebook", OR "Good night face book", OR "hello facebookers"

So for the lazy few out there, Fookers is a joining of Face Book and ERS... makes for one easy, roll off your tongue simple way to adress everyone with out having to type all those pesky letters.

Good Morning Fookers...
Happy Friday Fookers....

To all my fookers, I would like to say __________

by thedish February 4, 2010

five footers

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.

That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.

by Astyle October 11, 2009

foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

by xavier March 9, 2005

Zargel foofer

Somone who gargels dog urin

"Hey! I saw what you did with your dog! you zargel foofer!

by Sumone yov hesard of March 25, 2003

Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

by J-dog April 25, 2005

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011