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Purple Folder

When you are having sex with a girl/guy with their legs bent up to their heads and you choke them.
Yeah she's/he's a total dream, she/he loves it when I give her/him the Purple Folder
by MaddiCapri January 2, 2019
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file folder the country ball

the most evilest man in history who said terrible stuff
file folder the country ball said mean words to me
by ahhhhhhhhhhhhcheckitface March 2, 2023
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Foded

Something white boys say in Detroit that means fucked up.
My nigga was foded last night. Nigga foded up.
by NiggaBeFoded April 26, 2010
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Folder in my Cup

To describe with the help of an adjective the activity of folding a poker hand. This usually happens when when one, over and over, obtains a set of cards like duce, seven off suit.
Tim: Here's another Folder in my cup...

Jayson: You want more coffee?

Tim: No I just have another shity poker hand!
by A Dutchman of poker October 29, 2010
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fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"
"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."
by Ill_Will October 4, 2018
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penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.
That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.
by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012
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Tom Forded

To loose your virginity in the back seat of your car, behind a Sam’s Club, only lasting about a minute, and cumming inside her without a condom.
Dude I definitely tom forded this girl last night I’m so embarrassed .
by Njharlan May 23, 2018
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