Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023

flurking

The act of inserting a penis into someone's ass and then chopping it off while it's inside

"Anyone down for a flurking session in 20 minutes?"

by Munt Master March 27, 2024

Fluring

The use of traditional fishing fly's on lure fishing rods.

I caught this fish whilst fluring with my new fly.

by Tomfly November 21, 2024

Fluing

Curing influenza through oral sex

My girl's sick, so I tried fluing to clear it up

by Raider007 February 19, 2025

Fukin shades

SI shades that are impossible to install correctly, instructions are shitty, they are shitty Everything is shit

Fuck those Fukin Shades

by Iggywithapop September 15, 2025

frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.

When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.

by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019