Derived from the drug scandal surrounding Lance Armstrong. Combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a "flop". Together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.
Friend: Yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.
by Retailprice June 12, 2016
Get the Lance Flop mug.My missus went to see a strip show last night. When I asked her how it was she said "There were plenty of soggy flip flops".
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homosexual: stan loona
floppyinnit: no
homosexual: ok
*a few days later*
floppyinnit: oh no! i’m homeless!!
this is what happens when you don’t stan loona, you will turn into homenotfound.
floppyinnit: no
homosexual: ok
*a few days later*
floppyinnit: oh no! i’m homeless!!
this is what happens when you don’t stan loona, you will turn into homenotfound.
by yyizhuo February 20, 2022
Get the flop mug.adjective: A phrase most commonly used to describe the fluid political positions of former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt Romney.
Gov. Romney has once again demonstrated another flip-flop on the issue of (fill with any political issue).
by Misha A. July 8, 2012
Get the flip-flop mug.confused, in a state of inner turmoil. if soemone feels floopy, nothing is going right and they can't make sense of their life or the things that are happening to them.
Rachel (on Friends) - ...everything was figured out and (now that it's not all figured out), everything's just like...(acts out juggling)...floopy.
by phat_bat September 25, 2005
Get the floopy mug.1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.
In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!
by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014
Get the Cock-Flop mug.When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.
Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014
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