Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

flimsy

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol or is experiencing the effects of alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated, laced, (etc.)

Tonight, we're going to drink some beers and get flimsy

by Santar April 13, 2007

Flimbo

The time period between when someone farts and when another person can smell it.

Essentially, it is the time for flatulence to exit the pantalones.

"Dude, you just farted as I walked behind you!"

"Do not worry my friend, it was still in Flimbo."

by Candyman6910 April 22, 2009

flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010

Flimblitter

It the term used for the remote of a television or satellite system. It is used to change the channel.

Often referred to as plain old remote. This term is of eastern Canadian provincial origin.

Hey boy pass me the Flimblitter!

by AceBiggins April 26, 2010

flimflam.shop

Flamgo's merch store

go steal your mommy's credit card and spend all their money in flimflam.shop

by Darklord456 April 4, 2022