solar flares

Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things

Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin

by Weeto November 2, 2003

farsebooking

The act of posting on social media what a great time you're having when you're actually deeply unsatisfied, lost and empty.

Often the amount an individual emphasises how much fun their having directly correlates to how dead they feel inside. (See Tom Cruise Couch Dance Effect.)

"you're clearly farsebooking! If you were having such a good time at Glastonbury why are you even on facebook?"

by Redantfarmer June 28, 2014

Demo Flare

A runescape novelty, When purchased it appears in a cling film wrapper.Ssome people often mistake it for a retarded child.

Player1: Buying a demo flare!, Player2: GTFO I ain't selling you my demo flare, Player 1: WTF I WANT ONE Z0MGZ3RZ @~@@~, Player3: FFS I WANT ONE NAO *unleashes mass pvp murders*

by k0ks0kinas0kk0k August 14, 2009

flarsh

Really, really bad flash.

Any site where there is no 'skip intro' button, but you really wish there was.

For instance:

"Oh man... what an abuse of the eyes.. that's some serious flarsh!"

by tom c. May 31, 2004

solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out

the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.

by lalala November 3, 2003

flare

a style or fad that has gained popularity, but is not always a new idea.

girl 1: "I colored my hair with red streaks yesterday."
girl 2: "So, did I. It's become a popular flare recently."

by lyman March 14, 2005

solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)

"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"

by akm13 November 3, 2003