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Flapjacking

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!
by jjstl April 27, 2010
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FlapJackie

FlapJackie is used as an insult to insult someone when they´re being a fucking dickhead,FlapJackie means you have extra fat meaning your uncircumcised,A fatass and you jerk off way to much
Guy 1:Hey im pretty sure bryce is jerking off way to much
Guy 2:Oh yeah its because hes a fucking Flapjackie
by DKlc8 February 10, 2020
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King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.
Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends
by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019
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naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.
Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks
by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007
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sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)
Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks
by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008
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flapjacking

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.
emma was flapjacking last night.
by ashannah March 3, 2010
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flap jack

Speculum used in Gynaecological procedures
to literally jack a womans flaps open
warm up the flap jack nurse...dont want her to catch frostbite
by arrows101 February 13, 2009
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