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Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.
Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.
by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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flaming

So gay, that the gayness radiates from you.
Samwell is so flaming, that having watched his video I've become an avid listener of Elton John.
by WWITB May 3, 2008
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Flaming Poofter

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit
by Luco_D October 27, 2004
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flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.
Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?
by DB BN February 5, 2008
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Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
by Urban Andy February 1, 2009
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flamingo situation

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.
Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?
by anagramman June 2, 2009
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