flamer

1. A flamboyant homosexual.

2. A person who deliberately makes inflammitory or slanderous posts on internet message boards for the purpose of starting a flame war.

1. That one dude from Will & Grace.

2. The forum member's tendancy to insult and pick fights with other users earned him a reputation as a flamer.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 11, 2005

flakey

A person who uses inaccurate excuses to mask thier non appearance to events, person who says one thing but does another....commonly known as a lie but does it so often thier personality is considered flakey.

Someone is flakey if for instance they are leaving town on a certain date to gain attention then keeps posting different dates on thier online profiles and telling you different information all the time. Someone who says they want to do one thing then randomly changes thier mind for no apparent reason.

by super-un-Uh-Mazing Babii February 17, 2010

Flake

Someone who pretends to be your friend but in actuality keeps you around as a last resort and makes plans with YOU but THEY end up not showing or even calling to say their not coming. Usually their always late and have an excuse for everything, most likely this person is a pathological liar as well.

First scenario:

Friend #1 "What time is dego getting here?!"
Friend #2 "Psh he ain't coming, dudes a flake!"

Second scenario:

Flakey individual: "Hey we never hang out, lets do something Sunday!"
Bitter friend: "Ok sure dego" (rolls eyes)

by Erizzle82 June 1, 2010

flacker

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.

Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.

by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

cali-faker

People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.

Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.

by Tommeee April 24, 2008

Los Angeles Fakers

Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.

Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."

by manSTFD May 8, 2011