Fifi Blucus Blumpkin

A twist on the traditional blumpkin, the user replaces a women with his fifi in order to stimulate himself while shitting, and continuously edges until his balls turn blue. At the end, as he is about to bust, he screams Blucus!! and explodes.

It's been a rough day of spartan training, I think I'll give myself a fifi blucus blumpkin.

by Fragrance Fag January 9, 2026

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026

dongel fifis

The act of forcefully pressing your nipples against a cold surface to release sexual tension in the form of butter.

The act of forcefully pressing your nipples against a cold surface

I was dongel fifising last night it was amazing but my nipples got frost bite.
After Dongel fifising for several days my nippples could cut through diamonds.
My dad and I were dongel fifising but then my dad got stuck to the wall so I had to call the fire department to put him off.

by booty, sausage, mexican dinner January 12, 2015

feisty fifi

When a man uses his non dominant hand upside down to jerk off.

Man dog have you ever tried the feisty fifi?

Him: my forearm really hurts😖
Me: why?
Him: tried the feisty fifi last night and she fucked me up

by Colemarie May 9, 2017

sloppy fiftieths

This is where you score with a really hot girl but know that 49 of your buddies have already fucked her over the last couple of years. But she is hot so you still feel a sort of both pride and shame. You quickly jump into the shower and cry...

Hugo, I finally got sloppy fiftieths with Jessika. I think I'm in love with her even though I could never marry or respect her.

by Florida Sunshine July 27, 2020

the fifties

The cops or any law enforcement.

"Put the heat up. The Fifties (50) are out here."

by Lando_Vega December 4, 2020

wtf fifi

When someone did u wrong with no warning at all

Karen : burn in hell bitch

Me : wtf fifi, what did I do to u?

by Hi I think I'm dead inside January 29, 2021