fed the cats

Did something unspeakable, most likely of a sexual nature.

Jess said she couldn't come bowling because she had to babysit, but she actually just stayed home and fed the cats all evening.

by TotallynotJosh November 07, 2013

Well-fed

Britney Spears nickname post-baby. A name given to Britney Spears to make fun of her weight and her husband's nickname K-Fed.

Taking after her husband, K-Fed, Britney Spears will now be called Well-Fed.

by Mandy Cooper July 05, 2006

Fed-Sex

A delivering company kinda like Fed-Ex but this company does not deliver packages instead it delivers whores to clients who want to have sex but get it through the mail.

1. Billy wanted to have sex so he ordered a whore a got it shipped by Fed-Sex.
2. To get my girl friend I used Fed-sex.

by Fed-Sex August 29, 2008

k-fed

A golddigger.

And every man in the world would do the exact same thing.

I am jealous of k-fed.

by HOlmzezz January 19, 2007

the head is fed

Stupendously wonderful oral fellacio.

"...did you just leave from Shay's house?"

"..heh heh..oooooh yeah....and let me tell you...the head is FED!!!"

by Dubb "D." September 02, 2012

FED Day

Fed day is on December 21 and august 6th, this day basically means that you must insult your furry friends and other furry's and joke about their existence

fed day is defined as: "Furry scum go yiff a gun and set it off blowing ur brains out"

by Sir. twinkle bottom December 16, 2020

fed kick

when your county jail is full the federal government starts to release non violent inmates to make room for new bodies. The term Fed Kick was popularized in Riverside California, many other counties simply call them early releases.

A. Where that New Wood Go?
B. Kicked Em.
A. Damn Every one getting a fed kick but us.

by Googlefaps.com June 08, 2019