fed the cats

Did something unspeakable, most likely of a sexual nature.

Jess said she couldn't come bowling because she had to babysit, but she actually just stayed home and fed the cats all evening.

by TotallynotJosh November 7, 2013

Well-fed

Britney Spears nickname post-baby. A name given to Britney Spears to make fun of her weight and her husband's nickname K-Fed.

Taking after her husband, K-Fed, Britney Spears will now be called Well-Fed.

by Mandy Cooper July 5, 2006

Fed-Sex

A delivering company kinda like Fed-Ex but this company does not deliver packages instead it delivers whores to clients who want to have sex but get it through the mail.

1. Billy wanted to have sex so he ordered a whore a got it shipped by Fed-Sex.
2. To get my girl friend I used Fed-sex.

by Fed-Sex October 18, 2008

k-fed

A golddigger.

And every man in the world would do the exact same thing.

I am jealous of k-fed.

by HOlmzezz January 22, 2007

the head is fed

Stupendously wonderful oral fellacio.

"...did you just leave from Shay's house?"

"..heh heh..oooooh yeah....and let me tell you...the head is FED!!!"

by Dubb "D." September 2, 2012

Chrome Fed

Being shanked, Stabbed, shot. Being beaten with a bat or pipe. Pretty much anything involving a beat down with metallic objects.

"You see that guy who got shot on the news?
Yeah he was straight Chrome Fed"

by Juice Xavier aka Evil August 25, 2009

fkn feds

it's a motto; however used as a curse. Was made for anti federal. They be like "fkn feds" when they get frustrated instead of "fuck this" or "this is bullshit" same shit. you just use less letters and cuss at federals at the same time whenever you get mad about something

Fucking feds

USE EXAMPLES:

-fucking feds bro
-fkn feds bro
-fucking feds
-fkn feds
-fkn feds bruh
-feds bruh
-feds
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by NuthinLykDisType0fView May 24, 2022