A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.
by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015
Get the fecal hairmug. A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
by Jesustits August 26, 2005
Get the fecal mattermug. John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"
James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010
Get the fecally speakingmug. by jimmybomm June 4, 2020
Get the fecal mishapmug. Friend 1: Yo Darnell, check out this girl she maaad cute.
Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.
Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.
by pseduceonym April 30, 2014
Get the Fecal Frownmug. by Effed November 6, 2003
Get the Fecal Fanaticmug. by Nathan March 29, 2005
Get the fecal japanmug.