It’s Siri’s Fault

A definition used to prove that every horrible thing is caused by Siri.

I firmly believe that It’s Siri’s Fault for you know… everything

by ISF September 15, 2023

Faulking

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010

de/fault pronouns

a person who uses de/fault pronouns is typically found in comment sections promoting toxic masculinity, however on the inside they are very nice and cuddly and like shoving cucumbers up their bussy

person a: i use de/fault pronouns, take that lib

person b: oh ok i like your neopronouns, also what size do you like your cucumbers?

by bussy_smasher February 25, 2021

it’s your fault

A saying used when a goalkeeper makes a serious error in a football match that leads to the team not keeping a clean sheet

“It’s your fault Joe” said Aidan after he threw away a clean sheet today

by Joe is shit September 15, 2018

Double fault

1. Someone who's both fugly and an error

2. Extremely disadvantaged human being

3. Someone who's a complete failure of a person

1. Omg i seen a double fault tonight

2. Shes a complete double fault.

3. GADS!!! what a failure, oh worse, i mean double fault!!

by Error_of_a_boy August 4, 2009

Mutual Faultification

When two people are the cause of an incident, making the fault mutual. Usually with one person causing another person to do something.

It's your fault, you totally hit the drinks over.""Yeah but without you pushing me it wouldn't have happened""True... I guess we'll settle on a mutual faultification

by kallsieland March 6, 2011

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011