fataract

A fataract is an opacity that develops in the crystalline lens of the eye or in its envelope. It is caused when an individual is so fat that lard begins to cover the lens of the eye. Similar to the age caused cataract, the vision in the affected eye becomes blurry and can reach blindness. Most often caused by late night food runs when drunk or high. Usually leads to fucking ugly fat chicks or undesireable slam pigs.

Curinga nailed another fat chick last night after he ate Hardee's. That dude must have some serious fataracts.

by clamblaster December 18, 2007

fatability

The probability that a perfectly fuckable hottie will turn into a donut munching fat ass.

Erica's smokin' hot but you better hit that now cause she's got serious fatability.

by tditty January 20, 2009

Fatangry

(adj) Being in a angry mood because of one's obesity and long term exposure to the resultant feelings of societal rejection. In other words, being perpetually pissed off and bitchy because one is a fatty.

Man, I almost got sideswiped by some fatangry chick driving a Ford Festiva. Is there some sort of inverse proportionality rule where the size of the car is inversely proportional to the size of the driver? Cuz, I'd be pissed too if I weighed 350 and had to squeeze into a Fiesta.

by gearhead1 October 29, 2010

Fatality

Also known as "finishing moves," involve the act of ensuring that you''re one night stand remains just that, a one night stand. This can be anything from shoving her of the bed upon ejaculation, and yelling a mortal combat reference, to the well known strawberry shortcake, bull riding, or angry dolphin

1. Dude I used a new fatality last night, Upon finishing I cried and told her "i never thought my first time would be this beautiful" shes never calling again

2. "I hope she never calls me again"

"Just use the bull rider, that fatality works everytime

by Unmannedshit May 20, 2014

Fatass

a tribe in trinity beach, whom gave up on being hot and attractive for summer and decided to move on to plan B which was create a tribe retreat to a cute little hut and eat food, fuck society with cute boys, the ass means they have a nice ass!

the fatass tribe strikes again in another community

by fatass tribes August 26, 2014

fatass

A fatass is someone with overlapping lovehandles, multiple chins apon chins, and man tits that are triangle shaped due to gravity. They never want to get up, unless food is offered, and there fat giggles when they breath, walk, and talk.

Eric ur chins are giggling and your not even moving, ur such a fatass.

by Greg Fat Man April 9, 2006

Fatass

You

You are a fatass

by Ricky Adventure February 13, 2018