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ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”
by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017
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Fate

Two human forms in love being cuteness itself.
Fate is the best.
Have you seen Fate already? They are so cute.
by IStanFate February 25, 2018
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tobias fate

Hes the GOD of gangplank and also invented him.
hes sexy manly and his voice is dark an gay and thats all that i like in a gay because I'm gay to kappa pride.
Tobias fate is the king of triple barrels <3
by tobias fate fan boy February 17, 2017
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fate up

Guy 1: you a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: bitch you wanna fate up
by savagenigga69 July 4, 2016
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Fate

Opening a snapchat of someone doing an action that you are currently doing.
It was fate that I was brushing my teeth while looking at a snap of someone also brushing their teeth.
by Fatemasterr69 May 5, 2018
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Fate

Fates are well known for riddles, unclear until the final peace falls. Then bitterly clear. Fate is beautiful. Fate is ugly. Fate is unpredictable. Fate is the thing you say when it’s meant to be but rarely used in a bad context. Fate isn’t something that’s cute. Fate is life and death, Good and bad or flying and falling.
He turned and saw the thing that would change his life. What awful fate you may say but why does it have to be awful if it’s fate. Maybe it’s a lesson.
by MyNameIsFate November 22, 2021
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Fate

Fates are well known for riddles, unclear until the final peace falls. Then bitterly clear. Fate is beautiful. Fate is ugly. Fate is unpredictable. Fate is the thing you say when it’s meant to be but rarely used in a bad context. Fate isn’t something that’s cute. Fate is life and death, Good and bad or flying and falling.
He turned and saw the thing that would change his life. What awful fate you may say but why does it have to be awful if it’s fate. Maybe it’s a lesson.
by MyNameIsFate November 22, 2021
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