Farktual

1. Something that isn't really true but is wished by people to be true when making a point on Fark. Usually used by liberals to attack conservatives.

2. Fake, but accurate.

Howard Dean was being Farktual when he said Bush lied.

by 21-7-b December 27, 2005

Fapstronaut

An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

Fansturbate

When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on.

Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate!

by CaryAD April 23, 2008

fagstep

to dance to dubstep in a flamboyant, or "faggish" manner

"Tony was totally fagstepping last night."

by Pandemic122112 October 25, 2012

farse

stroger than hatred. having so much hate that hate doesn't begin to describe how much you hate a person.

i farse her so much

by kara yeager October 9, 2008

farmstyle

When you fuck so hard milk starts coming out of the girl's breasts.

I did her farmstyle, and then we used the milk to create some organic yogurt! So creamy.

by Ereiamjh March 7, 2017