FaFF

Fetch a fucking fortune

Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF

by Twohitem January 8, 2010

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

Faffel

A faffel is a fossilized waffel, real or imagined, as defined by my five year old granddaughter.

That waffel is so old, it must be a faffel.

by Fossil Finder August 11, 2018

Faffer

noun

A person who faffs about uncontrollably.

that boy is peeing on the casket, hes a blimin' faffer!!!

by Ed’s wife June 23, 2022

faffed

when someone is defeated like if they lost a bet or an argument

“oh shit you were actually right”
“get faffed bro”

by lkeanem8 April 6, 2023

Faffer

One who faffs around; an idler.

Wez you faffer, stop faffing around and get on cod.

by Leesy88 June 27, 2025