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'facedbooking

To post on Facebook while shitfaced drunk.
I slammed a couple Tequilas before 'facedbooking about my bitch of an ex-wife.
by Terrymac February 20, 2013
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Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.
I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.
by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016
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Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.
That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.
by FaceBooger November 9, 2018
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facebookenese

The language of people on Facebook. (It isn't English, it's an entirely different language)
Someone posted a question on social media yesterday that was undecipherable. It must have been written in Facebookenese.
by AnotherAlias August 28, 2021
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Facebookify

"The metaverse is a high-tech plan to Facebookify the whole world"
by caseyvet May 27, 2022
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Facebookify

This new device will facebookify the entire world!
by xaasor November 13, 2022
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Facebookian

Facebookian is a writing style which gained popularity on social media. Facebookian is characterized by the use of incorrect conjugations, style errors, present/past tenses, singular and plural at the same time and an annoying misuse of punctuation marks. Sentences are closed with two periods, comma's and question marks are abolished, words which sound the same are interchanged.
People who like proper spelling need to read Facebookian texts again and again in order to get what the writer is trying to tell, and risk getting severe headaches because of having to do so.
"What happend to there dog."
"It's their dog. And you need to close a question with a question mark. Stop writing in Facebookian."
"Sorry.."
by Eluterius June 14, 2023
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