by Dragovitch July 28, 2024
A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.
I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
by The WanderingTrader April 09, 2020
You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 25, 2023
When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
by Somerandomsheep April 27, 2022
A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.
by applejuice time January 09, 2018
by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024