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exit man 

A man used for the purpose of helping one end a more serious relationship. Someone you date (and planned to date previous to the breakup) to help you get over your ex.
After 3 years with Luke, I knew it needed to end. I called my ex and had a date set up for the planned break-up day. It lasted about a month... just long enough for me to get over Luke but not long enough to fall for my exit man.
exit man by Cat L July 7, 2009
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Batman Exit 

When you leave a group without anyone knowing
Flash: Batman hit him with your....hey where did he go?
Superman: No clue
Flash: Damn another batman exit
Batman Exit by Hukuku January 27, 2010

existential 

Having to do with existence. More specifically, one way it is used is to mean having to do with state of being as opposed to truth or knowledge. An "existentialist" is more concerned with how to "be" than with what is true. A good example is Albert Camus's "The Plague", in which the character determines that we can't know the meaning of life and suffering, but we should just do what we can.
I think your problem with God is an existential one, not a theological one. You You know all you need to know, you just don't live it.
existential by ACS49 June 25, 2008

existentialism

A philosophy which emphasizes the significance of existence and those actions which enable one to experience their own existence, such as making decisions or feeling emotions.

-or-

loneliness.
"I feel alone."
(existentialism)

mexican exit

When leaving a country, upon leaving a girl pregnant.
- Pablo knocked her up, and left for good.
- Oh, he pulled a Mexican exit on her. What a guy!

existance 

This is the wrong way to spell "existence". There is no "a" in existence -- or in definitely, for that matter.

The same people who spell this wrong also can't seem to grasp the difference between "your" and "you're" or "their" and "they're", something the rest of us mastered in third grade.
"Your definately the most excellant guitarest in existance."
--a complete idiot

Maybe if you weren't functionally illiterate, you'd have a more "excellant" job.